tag urself im disaster bottom, disaster verse and annoying top all at once

older siblings deserve financial compensation

11.20.18

your assigned pokemon kin

your age + the day you were born x the month you were born

the total is your pokedex number

mine is Marowak

graynard:

i love it when kittens are so young they can only move at like 8 fps

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine

chavslav:

shout out to the bitches and bastards out there with an incredibly complicated relationship with gender

theypronoun:

i love all the people talking about their rats and senior citizen hobbies in the tags keep it coming

shimmersing:

qserasera:

otp sparring: nice

otp sparring until one of them has a back to the wall and a blade at their throat: excellent

the other person dropping their weapon and the otp is k i s s i n g:
I WILL LIFT THIS TABLE AND FLI P IT

You can pry this trope from my cold, dead hands.

shutttershades:

self care is watching minecraft let’s plays from 2011