controversial opinion but u shouldnt have to pay for stuff that would kill u if u didnt have it??? like not to be that commie bitch but everyone should have access to clean water and food and health care cause without it people literally die. like. actual human lives!
– Everyone is dressed in traditional costuming, but the script is in modern English.
– “Romeo, Romeo, why the FUCK did you have to be ROMEO?”
– Juliet talks like a rich white valley girl and wears a flower crown.
– She keeps taking inappropriately timed selfies and posting them on instagram.
– Tybalt won’t stop talking about his crossfit regime.
– Romeo only listens to My Chemical Romance.
– Mercutio’s Queen Mab speech is followed by Benvolio asking “Are you high right now?” (He is)
– Mercutio dabs on stage. Unironically. More than once.
– When the boys are all catcalling Nurse it’s super cringy.
– instead of “a sail! A sail!” You get “Hey Fatass!” “Fatass? I just see a boat!” “Weigh anchor! You’re gonna break the docks, Fatass!”
– Tybalt also dabs on stage, exactly twice.
– The first time is awful and his friends have to correct him.
– Tybalt dabs at Mercutio and Mercutio responds by doing a backflip and ending in a dab.
– The Tybalt/Mercutio fight is an absolutely serious dancebattle with no weapons.
– Mercutio still dies anyway.
– Tybalt tries to dance battle Romeo too, but Romeo keeps taking it too seriously and not dancing back.
– This is because Romeo only knows how to ballroom dance.
– Paris wears a trillby and calls it a fedora.
– Juliet Snapchats her own death.
– Romeo doesn’t have Snapchat.
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
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