I fucking love how good everything tastes when you’re getting a midnight snack it’s 1 AM and I just had a peanut butter sandwich and it was the best thing I’ve ever tasted
me: *driving home* hey who wants to break into the abandoned monroe muffler store
brother: me!
sister: *same time* me!
Three months farming in Desert Camp. A weekend passing through Cactus City, a month in Sunfair Heights, a month in Goodsprings. Weeks on the road, endless nights spent staring at endless stars. Gas stations and train car diners, convenience stores and oddity shops. Finding work wherever help is needed. “Maybe we should settle down for real. Find a little place. Find real jobs.” “Would you go back to Mojave?” “Maybe.” “Do you miss them?” “Yeah. I miss them.”
There’s one day where the air gets drier and the temperature drops below sixty and Reed realizes how long they’ve been away. It’s been almost a year. It’s Grace’s birthday. He calls Steve and Rick’s house from a payphone, idly reading the graffiti as the phone rings. Steve picks up, but tells him that Grace isn’t home right now; Reed tries to ignore how his heart clenches when Steve says the word ‘home.’ He tells Steve to pass along the birthday wishes, doesn’t try to call back when Steve said she’d be home. Hours later, Sebastian pulls over on an empty, dusty road, the moon full and the night cold.
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Reed goes quiet. Time passes. He speaks up again. “Y’know what I miss?” “What?” “Mickey’s cooking.” “We have his recipe book.” “It’s not the same, though. Remember when we tried to surprise him when he got that promotion?” “And we burnt the chicken!” “It just wouldn’t be the same, I guess. No duets across the apartment.” “No Stella playing guitar on the couch while Mickey shows Grace how to cut peppers.” “No Stella. No Mickey.” “Do you miss them?” “I miss them so fuckin’ much, Seb.”
if you have an ipod or iphone or ipad or whatever then Please download the app “Make a Pose”
it gives you a lil figure like this
and you can make them do whatever you want!! Like
Took me about 1.4 minutes to make this sad little guy it’s Really easy to get the hang of
they Happy
you can change the camera angle so easy too so you can get perspective + foreshortening reference
THIS IS ALL FREE TOO but if you pay $2 you unlock the ability to have two figures onscreen at the same time so you can make COUPLE POSES
AND YOU CAN CHANGE THE LIGHTING,
you can also make rooms and place some objects or characters like so:
YOU WANT A CHARACTER W/ A BIGGER CHEST? HERE THEY ARE
YOU WANT A FRICKIN HORSE?
NEIGH NEIGH MOTHER FUCKER
ANYWAY YOU CAN PAY ABSOLUTELY $0 TO GET THE APP WITH THE ABILITY TO POSE ONE FIGURE AT A TIME AND IF YOU PAY $2 YOU GET TO PUT UP TO 6 CHARACTERS ON THE SCREEN AT ONCE AND YOU ALSO GET A GOTDAMN HORSE. again it is called “Make a Pose” and it’s for iphone or ipod touch or ipad and i cannot recommend it enough
OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
saying things to children is like playing the world’s riskiest game of telephone