Yes, Kevin, I brought my Game Boy to school. Did it bring you joy when you told the teacher? Did it satisfy your bloodlust when she confiscated it from me? You are no paragon of virtue. You are a beast. A vile monstrosity who feeds on suffering. The laws of man may celebrate your deeds, but higher powers may say otherwise.
my favorite thing about minecraft fanfiction is characters saying “nether” instead of hell and “notch” instead of god. its so funny. Its so fucking funny.
if one more person reblogs this like “LOL minecraft fanfics what’s this cringy shit” im gonna loose it. it’s in the tags and one of my replies. don’t be rude. let me enjoy my let’s play characters in peace. im so tired.
ProbablyPartyPoison 