I had to research Corn Flakes for my American Icons class and I came across what may be the funniest fucking image I have ever seen.
#behind every great man is an uncomfortably buff box of corn flakes
grape = nuts
in retrospect, yikes
The original Megalovania it plays when you square off against Dr. Andonuts
Keep in mind that this is from a rom hack made by Toby Fox, and it isn’t in any of the vanilla mother games
Bonus: It’s not like this was an mp3 Toby made and slotted into the game’s files. Earthbound (and N64 and previous games in general) had their music generated from tones being synthesized in the game itself to save on space. Toby got into the guts of Earthbound, programmed a whole song himself using backwards modding tools of an SNES game, and got the catchy tune we all meme today out of it.
Korse: I own this city, Poison, and as of this moment, you’re no longer welcome here.
Party Poison: What? You can’t just discriminate against someone because they’re better looking than you.
Me maybe a year ago: man I hate my genderless wardrobe I wish I were more comfortable with more feminine clothes and having a shape to my body
Me now: I love my genderless wardrobe and amorphous form let all who look at me be confused
Me online: ugh I’m SO GAY 🌈👭👩❤️👩💕Girls are just so fucking perfect 😭🙏🏻💕I LOVE GIRLS 😏😘😍❤️ Girls Girls Girls 👅👩❤️💋👩👯💕
Me in person: blushes when a girl looks at me
(Yasha): you were killed?
(Mollymauk): I’m fine, I was only lightly stabbed.
(Yasha): I’m sorry, you were stabbed!?
(Mollymauk): LIGHTLY stabbed.
what’s your nervous tick? i rub the back of my left ear with my right hand
yo the notes on this are a gold mine if you’re a writer
ProbablyPartyPoison 