demonicvulcan:

person: but it’s canon

me: yes, but it’s very badly written, so we ignore it

madmadamemimble:

bogleech:

It was part of a whole set of similar stories originally posted here, and actually a Halloween subpage of Tentacle Town. Canonically the stories are all written by Creepy the Squid, a squid made from a Creepy Crawlers thingmaker oven:

My personal favorite of the stories is “You Were the Frogs,” I will copy paste it here for people who don’t feel like clicking links:

“YOU WERE THE FROGS“

WARNING SPOILER TITLE. ONE DAY YOU WOKE UP AND THERE WAS LIKE
THIS FROG ON YOU. YOU WERE ALL STARTLED AND SAID “WUHH!!!” AS
YOU GENTLY PUT THE FROG OUTSIDE IN HORROR. THEN YOU TURNED
AROUND AND THERE WAS ANOTHER FROG LIKE SITTING ON A BOX IN
YOUR HOUSE. THEN YOU NOTICED THAT THERE WAS A FROG ON THE TV
AND ON THE FRIDGE AND ONE IN EACH OF YOUR SHOES AND ONE WAS
EVEN (WARNING NSFW) IN THE BATHROOM ON THE TOILET SEAT!!! YOU
RAN ALL AROUND HORRIFIED AND SCREAMING AND PUTTING THEM
OUTSIDE WHERE THEY BELONG WHEN FINALLY YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND REALIZE THAT THOSE FROGS WERE YOU AND NOW YOU ARE COMPLETELY LOCKED OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!!!