BLISTERING hot take

cosmicwraith:

mindfulwrath:

mindfulwrath:

hozier is an enderman

no listen to me:

extremely tall

Shy™

vanishes periodically

loves dirt

Apparently last night me greeting a friend with a 🤙 in skeleton gloves, a black hoodie, and my lotms scarf gave off “strong 2004 lesbian vibes”

flashofgod:

Drew Angerer, A storm closes in on Paducah, Texas, on May 10, 2017.

knucklejoesfather:

hey here’s a chart for you gays

tag yourself, I’m a knight gay

sematarygate:

listen i’m not saying you should break the law, but listening to Danger Days in the car is 103% more fun if you’re going 90mph

learninglinguist:

If anyone wants to follow a twitter account that shitposts about linguistics in the style of dril, follow /dɹɪl/ at lingwintstics and you’ll be blessed with tweets like

Anyways please follow lingwintstics

ofwoodandbone:

Unrelated, but boy do I wish I were an anthropology major in college right about now so that I could write a bombing thesis on why doing the hokey pokey at Hurricane Florence in the hopes that she’ll turn herself around is a seemingly legitimate modernized attempt at animistic folk magic.

enginesfullbloom:

top: holding phone with both hands, typing with both thumbs

bottom: holding phone with one hand, typing with index/middle finger of the other

vers: holding phone with one hand, typing with that hand’s thumb

leaf-beard:

selki:

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe
I like it because: it is sofd

wAIT WHAT PIC PF GERAD IN A MUSCLE TEE WHERE IS THIS IS HAVEN’T SEEN THIS

friendplz:

oh it’s not just any muscle tee. it’s the muscle tee. now sit back and relax because i’m going to take you on a little journey.

here we have

the muscle tee

gerard wore said muscle tee a number of times throughout the danger days era

im here to show you what i call, “modern torture”

arM S ????

!!!!!!!

so muCH SKIN

okay this concludes the “gerard way in a muscle tee” masterpost. i’m sorry i had to do this to you, anon, but you asked for it.

none of the photos or gifs belong to me. all credit to the owners.