Garden Wall fans as soon as September begins

beatriceoftheday:

shoutout to nitro rad for making a petscop video with actual analysis and no fuckin dumbass jumpscares ~~cough cough game theory~~

hereafteryyh:

prokopetz:

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

This is a personal attack.

yesterdaysprint:

yougotthatlove:

yesterdaysprint:

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, October 14, 1926

Too early?

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, October 24, 1932:

huttslayer:

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

tittytattoo:

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

gallusrostromegalus:

alwaysatomicconniseur:

randomitemdrop:

Item: Jewel Rooster; scratches and pecks the ground in mineral-rich areas, digging up rocks and stones. Once per day, roll d100 to send it out foraging:

1-40: dirt, boring pebbles, gravel

41-70: a cool pebble

71-80: an old arrowhead or common fossil

81-85: a semiprecious stone

86-90: one of the stupid gemstones on this blog

91-94: a Crystal of Banishment

95: an Elemental Gem (roll d4 for type)

96-99: a depleted Ioun Stone (roll 2d8 on this table for type)

100: an actual proper regular canon gemstone like a diamond or ruby or something

@gallusrostromegalus House goals?

I love him and I’m putting him in the game immediately.

Ive got a playlist just called desert song and the only song on the playlist is desert song 17 times in a row and basically I’m a genius

i-drifting:

i hate when ppl say “oh gays will ship any two guys who look at each other for 5 seconds” as if the straights didnt come up with like dramionie