i was….. horrifically reminded of the banana song (im a banana)…… and the memories of 2009 came flooded back to me……….. being in the fifth grade and the kindergarteners just literally fucking singing it and i cant get their voices out of my brain

wonderingstar42:

Beginner: A Series of Unfortuante Events is written by Lemony Snicket

Intermediate: A Series of Unfortuante Events is written by Daniel Handler

Advanced: Daniel Handler is Lemony Snicket’s representative

Expert: Lemony Snicket is pretending to be a man called Daniel Handler

mark-your-words:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was at a family reunion and while I was walking around, I walked into JonTron and his 3 kids (2 boys and 1 girl). Each of the kids had his exact facial hair and haircut. I walked up to him and said, “Hey you’re JonTron.” He looked at me annoyed and said, “Really, that’s what you’re gonna to say that to me? Here of all places? At least say it at a con or something.” Then I woke up.

“I thought we were friends”