ProbablyPartyPoison

sarahgreenillustration:

Rosh Hashanah is the start of the Jewish new year. We say l’shana tovah, which means have a good year. Apples and challah (dipped in honey) are symbols of hope for a sweet new year. 🙂

skelethoughts:

amporas:

amporas:

i swear to god theatre kids are the most superstitious people ive ever met someone said the m word at rehearsal today and a girl gasped like she had been shot

oh fuck no i aint riskin shit

Alexander said the M-word in Hamilton and in the very next song he cheated on his wife and everything went downhill from there

homestucky:

therelatableftm:

gracewileysmith:

me: (french accent) alexa, this is so sad read–

penfairy:

penfairy:

Beatrice from Much Ado About Nothing is the epitome of big dick energy

Benedick THINKS he has big dick energy and that’s where a lot of the conflict comes from

shoulderpads-mcgee2:

When people say lingfan can’t work because of their roles in life

atapi:

very important: say hi to any crows you walk past, respect your corvids

jedihighcouncil:

jedihighcouncil:

one of the funniest things about being gay is when u accidentally become homonormative in your head and assuming everything is gay like ill be listening to a love song and im like “wait… is she singing about a guy?? why would she wanna do that” bc i forgot about the concept of heterosexuals and that being straight is considered the default by most people lol

Also related: automatically saying “that’s gay” when anything cute and romantic happens even if it’s a straight couple

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

tag urself im a slutty/depressed homeschooler babey

[ID: a 3×3 chart with the words, “slutty,” “depressed,” and “pretentious” written across the top and “home schooler,” “public schooler,” and “private schooler” written down the left side.]

throwback to ctcon when that jake cosplayer at the saturday photoshoot thought my party poison jeans were painted on because they were so tight