girahimu-sama:

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

rhizobia:

griffin is…

hungry for responsibility

horny for teamwork

and ready to BUST A NUT up in this job!

skills include:

EIGHT FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

young, dumb, and full of… you know 😉

OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS

thanks for your time.

I love you.

stardew-stardew-stardew:

farmer, on the brink of death, cuts and bruises everywhere, probably has internal bleeding, literally dying on the floor of the mines, taking their final breath: h̷̲͉͖͋̐̄ͅḩ̶̡̘̫̔̓̚͝͝ḧ̸̨̹̗̠͒̂̈́̚ ̵̛̯̖̖̏͆͗̚c̴̱͕̆ͅh̷̹͔̬̾͆̕͠ ̸̗͙͇͌́̀e̴͙̼̜͕̊̃̂ ̴̡̠̟͇̰̍̀ȩ̵̩̲̊̓̕̚ ̷̢̬̟͚̺̈́̀̕̚s̸̰͒̈́͘é̴̖̫

farmer: shoves cheese in their mouth, chomp chomp

farmer, completely healed: oh my

venuselectrificata:

venuselectrificata:

you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching

good complaining is some combination of a) funny, b) animated and theatrical, c) insightful re: human foibles, d) inquiry into social trends and norms.it must ALWAYS involve at least a small degree of self awareness, and is often used to build camaraderie and maintain relationships.

source: im jewish