Not to be Emo, but we all know that the killjoy universe takes places in 2019, and we all talk about how we wanna do somethin’ for that year that involves the Danger Days era. Perhaps, that means making next year all about fucking fighting? Not to be cheesy, but the entirety of Danger Days is living life in color, after years of being angry, it’s about letting go, it’s about survival. Like, okay, the whole premise and motto of the killjoys that lived in the zones, was to fuck shit up, despite things being shitty. If you REALLY wanna celebrate that whole concept next year, then just make the entirety of 2019 about fighting back. Wear bright colors, stay shiney, bite back when your demons try to take you alive, and always, always, always, keep running.
No offense summer, but 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮🕷🌙
Look. I don’t wanna sleep. Sleeping means slowing down to an absurd degree and I can’t slow down like that I don’t want to!!! But I also want to pack and do laundry tomorrow and stop being a huge piece of shit who doesn’t wake up until 1!!! Ughghhghhh
So I was having a lovely conversation with @princeofsparrows about magic and magical items and he sent me several links to very useful lists and tables. Those can be used by any DM to improve the game and set some more fun/challenge into the game without adding enemies or limiting themselves to always better armors and weapons.
My players usually discuss for an hour about the best way to open every door with a single rune on it (even if the rune actually just means “toilets”). So if I give them an omniously glowing fork and they will turn around it for half of the evening…
We decided to share with you some links with awesome ideas for loot (or your NPC merchants). The links below include (but are not limited to):
Belt of Pants: This belt creates illusory pants on the wearer. The wearer can suppress the illusion at will.
Digging Spoon: This tiny spoon can dig through any substance with a forceful push.
Hungry coin: Cursed. Will attempt to eat other coins that it comes into contact with. Eats 100 coins an hour.
Crossbow of Whispers (Weapon, light crossbow): You can use an action to whisper a message and fire a bolt from this weapon at a target within range. If you hit, the target (and only the target) hears the message.
Scroll of Cure Blindness: Cures blindness when read.
101 Silly/Useless Magic Items – You need to read through 7 pages of the thread but there are some very nice ideas!
1001 most useless (dungeons and dragons) magical items – There are actually 21 of them on this list but they are really useless. It could be nice to drop something like that on the players so they can have some fun…
Now I will let @princeofsparrows to continue. He still has some things to add 🙂
The great thing about a lot of these items is that, despite their apparent uselessness, as with most things in D&D, an innovative player can find some use for it… and I feel it throws a bit of a wrench into the mix. Here are some other honorable mentions:
Rebloging for the screenshots.
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Hag of Bolding: a small statuette of a green hag. Anything the owner of the statuette writes or types will automatically be in bold font, even if the method of writing/tying has no means of doing so. This causes any spells the owner puts into their spellbook to take up 1.5 pages per level (rounded up) rather than 1 page per level.
I saw this post got a lot of notes today so I bring it back again in its full version (with @princeofsparrows ‘s addition) for those who need ideas for their next treasure chest.
I think I’ll get one or two myself for this weekend…
WHY DO I EVEN DO MY JOB!!!!!
This Whole post is basically doing my job for me!!
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