Middle names

upthrust-the-volume:

galactic-shatter:

cherri–cola:

galactic-shatter:

reallyrawhoney:

galactic-shatter:

Kobra Fuckin’ Kid

Jet GhoulIfYouGetBootMarksOnTheSeatsI’llStrangleYouWithMyBareHands Star

Fun IfMyAncestorsDon’tShowUpInTheCloudsAndTellMeNotToDoTheThingHowBadADecisionCanItBe Ghoul

Party AskJetIfHeCanFixItIHaveNoIdeaWhatI’mDoing Poison

Val ISwearI’mNotAnAssholeI’mJustMisunderstoodDon’tTouchMyFuckingHair Velocity

Show WhatDoYouMeanAttachingFireworksToMySkatesIsABadIdeaYouKilljoy Pony

I would like to add Dr. Death SoHelpMeShowPonyIfYouDon’tStopThatRightNowYouLittlePunk Defying

Cherri ProbablyConvincedHeCanCommunicateWithLizardsThroughDivineForces Cola

Tommy GetTheFuckOuttaMyStoreIfYou’reNotBuyingIDon’tCareIfYou’retheFabFuckingFour Chow Mein

Killjoy Headcanon Challenge

drac-puncher:

Send me two or more symbols and I’ll write a headcanon that incorporates all those characters! (How they interact, similarities between them, a romantic headcanon, etc.)

💊: Party Poison

🐍: Kobra Kid

👻: Fun Ghoul

🌟: Jet Star

🎙: Dr. Death Defying

💎: Show Pony

🐱: The girl

🍒: Cherri Cola

🍜: Tommy Chow Mein

☄: NewsAGoGo

🐵: DJ Hot Chimp

🎵: Mad Gear

⛔️: Val Velocity

❎: Korse

✅: Madam Director

💕: Red

💙: Blue

🔮: Phoenix Witch

💡: Destroya

🌐: One of your OCs

🚸: Any other canon character not mentioned here

jasper-rolls:

half the problem with people getting wilded out by how strange stuff in jojo gets is that they seem to forget the other two words in the tile of the series are “adventure” and “bizarre”. like its right there. it could not be saying “shit’s about to get fucking ridiculous” any clearer than straight up retitling it “jojo and the shit that got fucking ridiculous