the-walking-spoiler:

more vm group memes from the modern high school au

  • vax’s ongoing quest to get kicked out of a hot topic
  • percival [say the titles of your three favorite Fall Out Boy songs as fast as you can] de Rolo
  • “hand me the FUCKING scalpel Keyleth”
  • every cashier at every corner store in town knows vex, and is terrified of her
  • “Grog says: Get rekt” 
  • Pike standing on a chair when she gets mad at someone else in the group so she can be at eye level with them
  • hiding all the chairs when Pike gets pissed off
  • “IF YOU DON’T WATCH YOUR TONE, VAX IS GONNA START CRYING”
    • Vax, audibly crying: “shut the fuck up”
  • Grog’s attempts to memorize the quadratic equation always ending up being indistinguishable from the macarena 
  • Percy the Fake ID Guy
  • the One Hundred Percent Serious Theory that Trinket is secretly an assassin sent from the future to murder Scanlan, specifically
  • When Vex Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy
  • Pike has never had a SINGLE alcohol. Not one. Ever. In her life.
  • That time Keyleth got detention for sneezing
  • Scanlan’s age is a cryptid
    • “I’m eighteen.” “Allegedly.”

turing-tested:

homestuck icarly au

dirk and hal are spencer but its never explained. theyre never seen in the same room together and have been pretending to be the same person for tax evasion purposes since 1996

karkat: HEY IS IT JUST ME OR DO YOU HAVE TWO BROTHERS

dave: we dont talk about that

softdirks:

villains of homestuck

  • sentient chess piece so mad about wearing a hat he goes on a murderous rampage across multiple universes, he eventually becomes part ultimate spirit dog
  • alien empress in a latex bodysuit with a trident who speaks solely in fish puns and is also betty crocker
  • omnipotent guy with a cueball for a head
  • big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg
  • alternate version of big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg, as a 13 year old 4chan user who hates women
  • a puppet, which is the vessel for big buff green skeleton time travelling alien demon with a peg leg’s soul
  • guy fieri 
  • some juggalos specifically the icp
  • an alien capricorn clown who can never die

thefistoinitiative:

pipistrella:

pipistrella:

Ok holy shit I’m pretty sure I found out who the author of my immortal is

So as of now I can say with confidence that the author of my immortal is Rose Christo.

Rose is the author of the “Gives Light” series and has both a tumblr and a twitter. The fictionpress account implied that her only social media was on tumblr, but it never explicitly stated that she wasn’t on twitter. On her tumblr she posts about Undyne constantly which definatly falls in line with what she wrote on her fictionpress.

“The Hate U Give” was one of the first things mentioned on her twitter (along with undyne) and she posted a picture of her logged into her fiction press account which uh

Yeah that basically proves it

She also posts a lot of stuff about my immortal on both accounts. (Stuff like this for example)

So yeah, I really think that this is her (at the very least I know she wrote the fictionpress). I’m really glad that she turned out to be a good person, she seems really cool imo.

Update: Even more proof. This tweet said she was making a book with St. Martin’s publications:

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And Rose Christo is making a book with them!

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Also, it looks like it’s going to be a memoir where she mentions My Immortal, so get hype

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Now that I think about it, this is probably why she was talking with her editor and publisher about “the legacy of my immortal”. This whole thing probably happened because of the novel!

@imperfectkreis sorry ten people probably already tagged you