Reblog this with a 6 word summary of your last d&d session
Mine is “Lost my religion eat a croissant”
‘I’m don’t care I’m on fire…. someone needs healing….’
Spoon Obsessed Ex Taco Bell Employee
Last played: “Was promised dragon. Kobolds will do” Last ran: “Skeleton Man was really that scary”
Bumped into tiefling, made new friends
“NPC’s a liability, better kill him.”- My Rogue before stealthing and sneak killing a scared NPC in a dungeon. She rolled a nat 20.
“Does NO ONE have any useful fucking spells?”
Naked bard serves deus ex machina
for my second campaign were gonna literally have 3 magic users if all goes to plan and I may need to introduce a bonus priest to the demon plot if our paladin puts too much into fighting/flirting with girls
(Using 2nd Edition D&D races/classes in Forgotten Realms)
Tee – Orc Barbarian – frontline tank, without a doubt. Ridiculous strength and constitution, and surprisingly high charisma for a mute. Is usually the “nuclear” option when the odds are against the party “ah, screw it, let Tee kill them all”.
Zoey – Elf Ranger/Bard – tinkering with everything, and going extreme jack of all trades. All her points go into non-fighting skills. Frequently loses track of what’s going on. Takes on fifty sidequests for every “main” story quest.
Nilesy – Human Thief – Sneaky rogue type guy, high charisma, incredible liar, Gets the party into as much trouble as he gets them out of with his motormouth. Has a running contest of “who’s richer” with Ravs.
Ravs – Human Priest of Waukeen – greedy guy always out for money. Is really lazy with the actual spellcasting part of being a priest, mostly uses it for “legitimacy” – prefers smashing monsters with his mace, and bashing them with his shield. Drinks A LOT of alcohol – “to drink is divine”.
Rythian – Half-Elf Sorcerer – the reluctant party leader who desperately tries to keep the party focused and together. Started the quest as True Neutral loner, has become Neutral Good since then. Frequently sighs and wonders aloud which god he pissed off to get stuck with these people, but secretly considers them his family.
I got really into writing these. Can this be an AU that people can post awesome fanfics/fanart about please? #blackrockdnd
A hulking paladin voiced in your best Patrick Warburton impression who uses the names of obscure polearms as expletives
A ranger who aspires to be a fashion designer, and hunts rare beasts to obtain their hides and fur for use in dressmaking
What initially appears to be a dwarven runecaster with a badger familiar, but it turns out it’s actually the badger who’s the runecaster, and the dwarf is her personal assistant
A compulsively stealthy rogue who insists that all their thievery is in support of a sick relative; it’s not entirely clear whether there’s one sick relative or many involved, as the details change every time they tell it
A bard outlawed from their home village after making a pun so terrible that it killed the blacksmith
A swashbuckling fighter who enjoys lavish hospitality on account of their fearsome reputation, but is secretly just very skilled at stage combat and can’t actually fight their way out of a wet paper bag
A star pact warlock with maxed out Bluff impersonating a cleric of a benevolent sun god
A mysterious druid dwelling on the outskirts of town who everyone politely pretends not to notice is actually three dire raccoons standing on each other’s shoulders in a feathered robe
Nobody in the party is allowed to have a backstory with dead parents.
Too easy, meet me in my gauntlet. D&D Nightmare mode: Nobody in the party is allowed to have a sad backstory.
your party all has to schedule time to visit their live parents roughly once a month even if that conflicts with their normal quest flow. bringing souvenirs for your younger siblings is encouraged
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