its always good when the response you get to the first text you send about jjba is ‘oh he gets worse’
Tag: classic
never forget that not only did dirk strider, upon being ordered to draw pornography of him and his friends, cheerfully agree before realizing caliborn would demand fairly tame imagery, he also expressed interest in reading callie’s fanfiction about them after confirming it was explicitly romantic, and upon being told that said fanfiction was deviant and possibly disgusting he literally said “but that only makes me want to read it more.” incredible. i love him. his palpable disappointment that caliborn didnt want him to draw himself and jake kissing followed immediately by him morosely dragging their scribbled renditions together for an illicit smooch regardless remains one of the most memorable moments in the entire billion word saga to me like he was ready. he was absolutely ready to send self drawn smut of him and jake to all his friends with the excuse of well an angry space alien made me do it, soooo
also never forget that roxy made the art of her and jake her goddamn phone background i love her
the signs as fucking weird fbr band videos on youtube
Aries: “Jon..? Are you gonna play the bells, Jon?”
Taurus: Gabey Baby Made Me Go Bad
Gemini: THE ACADEMY WAS. THE ACADEMY WAS.
Cancer: Spencer’s Stun Gun
Leo: i actually have no way to describe this one i’m absolutely fucking speechless
Virgo:World’s most in-depth Fall Out Boy interview
Libra: “No, but I got Cheez Whiz.”
Scorpio: Fall Out Boys Defeat Spider
Sagittarius: Bedussey
Capricorn: not fbr but u need to see this
Aquarius:CobraCam.TV (Episode 16)
Pisces: It’s Almost Halloween
When I liked this in 15/16 I didn’t even know who most of the people on here were wow
my favourte yogscast moment will always be the time sips was part of cornerstone for an episode and got voted for mayor. then he started a speech with “my fellow americans” while only british, malaysian, swedish and canadian people were in the room and nobody questioned it for a second.

jake: haha if you were a girl id date you
dirk: Haha lol… *punches him in the shoulder* then date me dude… Jk…. Imagine me stroking your hair…
jake: hm that was weird but alright. maybe i was wrong about that last comment maybe we should date even if you are a boy
dirk: holy shit did i ?? manipulate him into dating me?? am i poisoning his life??? im going to have my brother/son decapitate me
I’m laughing as hard as heck reading this MSPA Wiki page. It describes that in Homestuck, there are four types of immortality; conditional immortality, conditional mortality, unconditional immortality, and the fourth type, which the wiki terms “inability to keep down the clown”.


