“Was the slap really necessary?”

sockablock:

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So y’know how both the crit role cast and fandom like to joke about how Taliesin is secretly a fae trickster or an immortal eldritch being of unspeakable power?

Well, fun fact: There is a 1500 year old Welsh myth that describes a boy who ingested a witches brew and was then eaten by said witch, only to be reborn as an omniscient, beautiful, shapeshifting bard named Taliesin

Do with that what you will

mollymauk-moonweaver:

the Nein: *kill an enemy*

kiri, at the corpse:

nottmygoblindaughter:

nottmygoblindaughter:

Brian: Taliesin started working on [Mollymauk] when he was 12 years old

Travis: You mean when he was 12 hundred years old

Taliesin: I can barely remember my own name half the time

Travis: You’ve had so many of them

tanfasticanna:

CritRole/TAZ crossover where everything is the same except the Briarwoods are switched with the Vogue Elves

the-walking-spoiler:

more vm group memes from the modern high school au

vax’s ongoing quest to get kicked out of a hot topic

percival [say the titles of your three favorite Fall Out Boy songs as fast as you can] de Rolo

“hand me the FUCKING scalpel Keyleth”

every cashier at every corner store in town knows vex, and is terrified of her

“Grog says: Get rekt”

Pike standing on a chair when she gets mad at someone else in the group so she can be at eye level with them

hiding all the chairs when Pike gets pissed off

“IF YOU DON’T WATCH YOUR TONE, VAX IS GONNA START CRYING”

Vax, audibly crying: “shut the fuck up”

Grog’s attempts to memorize the quadratic equation always ending up being indistinguishable from the macarena

Percy the Fake ID Guy

the One Hundred Percent Serious Theory that Trinket is secretly an assassin sent from the future to murder Scanlan, specifically

When Vex Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy

Pike has never had a SINGLE alcohol. Not one. Ever. In her life.

That time Keyleth got detention for sneezing

Scanlan’s age is a cryptid

“I’m eighteen.” “Allegedly.”

curriebelle:

Hmmmm Let’s have a little Critical Role foreshadowing roundup, shall we?

Caleb – There’s a Lot. Apparently ‘last night’ sucked so hard it required a 20-hour nap, and we don’t know why. Caleb briefly gave up magic before resuming his practice, and we don’t know why. He seems leery of the magic academy, and we don’t know why. He’s an obsessive book collector, and he’s very protective of his two heirloom books, and we don’t know why. He doesn’t know what a bath is, and we don’t know why.

Nott – More than I thought on a first watch! Someone’s after her, and they may or may not be wearing distinctive cloaks. I also don’t know how young she’s supposed to be, but she could be like…a Literal Child, which immediately raises the classic D&D question of Where Are The Parents. Also, alcoholism and kleptomania, which are both even scarier if she’s young.

Jester – Besides the fact that her patron god/goddess is still unknown, there’s also “I’m lookingk for my father c: “

Beau – Confirmed the existence of 2 parents, which is pretty above average for D&D. There may be some strife because apparently they ‘wanted a son’. Other than that I think she just wants a drink and a girlfriend right now.

Fjord – Don’t 🙂 touch 🙂 my 🙂 falchion 🙂 made even spookier because Hexblade lore would make that falchion a sentient weapon carved from the Shadowfell. I hope it has a cool name and a good spoopy Matt voice c:

Mollymauk – He gives Jester a Moon and Shadow card and asks if they mean anything to her, ‘tiefling to tiefling’. Also, how does a blood hunter end up in a carnival? Also, it’s Taliesin fucking Jaffe, so I’m sure Molly’s got 80 things going on.

Yasha – Everything about her is a Mystery, but on the bright side I’m now absolutely positive I’m Gay.

cr0wsang:

a little sketch of Jester!!

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