do you ever just, think about dirks hair. Like what it looks like without a thousand fuckin products? my hc #1 is that it looks like lalonde hair.
Imagine he comes out the shower w/o fixing his hair and everyones just like “??? who in the fuck”
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jake: haha if you were a girl id date you
dirk: Haha lol… *punches him in the shoulder* then date me dude… Jk…. Imagine me stroking your hair…
jake: hm that was weird but alright. maybe i was wrong about that last comment maybe we should date even if you are a boy
dirk: holy shit did i ?? manipulate him into dating me?? am i poisoning his life??? im going to have my brother/son decapitate me
my CTcon lineup!! the beast is for friday, GT!Dirk is saturday, and im gonna be poison again for sunday!!
The Strilondes all working together at a tattoo and piercing shop. Dirk is absolutely covered in tattoos but he only trusts his family (mainly Roxy and Dave) to tattoo him and he cries every time. Roxy is the steriotypical female tattoo artist, yaknow long nails neon hair. Rose mainly does piercing and books appointments. Dave has no tattoos or piercings and everyone assumes he doesn’t work there.
so here’s the dream lads: a sitcom AU where Roxy and Dirk are two teens that are constantly getting into hilarious shenanigans, and also fight the evil using their manimeswordkind and fistkind strife specibi. Roxy slays at least one hot babe per episode. Dirk cries every time he sees a handsome boy
ProbablyPartyPoison 