Tag: fma

Ed: Yeah I used to be missing the arm too but I got it back haha. Ed’s kids: Sure thing, dad.

prideofagarbage:

ruinsofxerxes:

ED’S KIDS DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE 

“Dad how do you know so many important people in the military?” “I used to work under Fuhrer Mustang, i still owe him money actually” “yeah right”

“dAD HOW COME THE EMPEROR OF XING JUST CAME IN THROUGH OUR WINDOW?!” “BECAUSE I MADE HIM EAT MY BOOT AND IT CEMENTED OUR FRIENDSHIP” “WHEN WILL THE LIES STOP DAD”

#‘your uncle used to be a suit of armor’ ‘Dad stop’#‘grandpa was immortal’ ‘do you think we’re dumb??’#‘Mustang punched me once’ ‘yeah right like the fuhrer would punch someone’ ‘he’s actually a dick’ ‘uh-huh’#‘Scar almost killed me a few times’ ‘Dad stop lying he’s like one of the leaders of peace between Ishval and Amestris’#‘He came really close too’ ‘Dad.’

thethirdcircle:

armedandgayngerous:

gothyfemme:

starlightshoe:

patricknageltittygirl:

kenamada:

someone who hasnt seen fma describe this screenshot

Fuck you, dad

troubled war veteran is, quite literally, haunted by his former emo phase

the officer passed a no goth rule and his mortal enemy – his son – seeks revenge

twink about to make his move on a potential sugar daddy

either you’ve all seen the show or this is a testament to the power of art

thebestkindofmad:

frogparty:

frogparty:

i really cant get over how in episode two of fmab they like straight up just show us that ed basically met the closest being-like thing to god and then. then in literally the next episode hes like. yeah. yeah im an atheist

truth to ed in fmab ep2: i am what you call the world, or perhaps the universe, or perhaps god, or perhaps truth, or perhaps all, or perhaps one, and i am also you.

ed in fmab ep3:

Ed decided that God was a lil bitch and he just wasn’t going to endorse that.

jihaadgirls:

jihaadgirls:

scar can like…. get it

You know he really is the full package…. giant hunk…. solid morals….. great character development…… cares about may…… giant symbolic ‘fuck you’ to the west…….. he really is The Man

arakawa had to make up for all those incels like mustang and kimblee and just create a 100% fully loaded chad… thank you queen