genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.
the emo trinity’s average song stats
mcr
fob
patd
as you can see, no one really touches patd for thottiness, but mcr is the only viable choice for an apocalypse anthem. fob is the most well-rounded of the three, but given that they have neither depression, thottiness, nor rebelliousness above an 8 they can occasionally fall shallow philosophically speaking.
‘but where is gayness on this chart?’ you ask, like a moron. rebellion, theatre, thothood, jamming, and depression are the five component parts of every gay worth their salt. next question.
i feel like bullets and evening out with your girlfriend give off a similar chaotic energy because the sound on both of them is pretty crap compared to the later albums and neither band talks about them that much but every now and then they’ll say something fucking weird in an interview that’s extremely worrying about those eras and everyone is just generally very confused
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