The Zodiac Signs As Beds They Should Have

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Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

Oh you sweet, summer child…

Also, @ all you incredibly salty Geminis, I am genuinely sorry you hate your uber bright eye-hurt bunk bed, but trust me, if you don’t understand WHY I picked that bed… just… it’s better this way… ignorance is bliss…

Out-of-the-Loop Geminis when they see the bunk bed:

THE SIGNS AS WRITERS

Writes non-stop but doesn’t share it with anyone: Leo, Aquarius, Cancer
Writes like 3 chapters then gives up: Scorpio, Virgo
Writes like 10 books in 3 days: Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini
In a constant state of writer’s block: Aries, Taurus
Always have a good plot in their head but too lazy to write it: Libra, Capricorn

the signs as fucking weird fbr band videos on youtube

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Aries: “Jon..? Are you gonna play the bells, Jon?”
Taurus: Gabey Baby Made Me Go Bad
Gemini: THE ACADEMY WAS. THE ACADEMY WAS.
Cancer: Spencer’s Stun Gun
Leo: i actually have no way to describe this one i’m absolutely fucking speechless
Virgo:

World’s most in-depth Fall Out Boy interview


Libra: “No, but I got Cheez Whiz.”
Scorpio: Fall Out Boys Defeat Spider
Sagittarius: Bedussey
Capricorn: not fbr but u need to see this
Aquarius:

CobraCam.TV (Episode 16)

Pisces: It’s Almost Halloween

When I liked this in 15/16 I didn’t even know who most of the people on here were wow

Things the signs hate

Aries: having their ideas challenged by someone else, especially when they’re proven wrong
Taurus: asking or talking to someone who will only give half-hearted responses
Gemini: being neglected because someone they really dislike is getting all the attention
Cancer: giving good advice, but not being appreciated for it or being ignored
Leo: being called a goody two-shoes, when they genuinely have good intentions and really like helping people
Virgo: trying to stop or solve a conflict, only to be blamed for it instead
Libra: failing to do something because of an event that they couldn’t control, but blaming themselves for it anyway
Scorpio: making friends with a bunch of people, only to find those friends becoming closer and leaving them out or making them feel invisible
Sagittarius: trying to do something really important to them, but failing to do it because others won’t cooperate with their plans
Capricorn: working really hard on something, then finding out that others who didn’t even try succeed just as easily as they did
Aquarius: knowing the right thing to say, but not being able to say it properly, so nobody understands what they really mean
Pisces: being told that they can’t do something, especially when they know that they might not be able to themselves, but wanted to try it anyway

The signs as emotions you feel but don’t know the word for

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Aries: Hanker Sore – Finding a person so attractive it actually kinda pisses you off
Taurus: Pâro – The feeling that no matter what you do it’s always wrong
Gemini: Adronitis – Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone
Cancer: Anemoia – Nostalgia from a time you’ve never known
Leo: Catroptric Tristesse – The sadness that you’ll never really know what other people think of you, whether good, bad or if at all
Virgo: Monachopsis – The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place
Libra: Heartworm – A relationship or friendship you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is somehow still alive and unfinished
Scorpio: Ambedo – A kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details
Sagittarius: Fata Organa – A flash of real emotion in someone sitting across the room, someone’s eyes glinting with vulnerability or cosmic boredom
Capricorn: Mauerbauertraurigkeit – The unexplainable urge to push people away, even close friends or people who you really like
Aquarius: Mal de Coucou – A phenomenon in which you have an active social life but very few close friends
Pisces: Liberosis – The desire to care less about things