drossna:

drossna:

Id like you all to know that in economics class we’re doing this stock market challenge thing, and I set my username to Barry Bluejeans as a joke. Somehow im both in second place and completely anonymous, which has resulted in several people asking, outloud, with complete oblivious sincerity, “who the fuck is barry bluejeans” and it makes my day every single goddamn time

People are now accusing eachother of being the Barry

New favourite quote: “es tu, bluejeans?”

“Barry’s name was originally Sildar Hallwinter” taken very literally. Walk with me.

momnar:

momnar:

Sildar Jean Hallwinter. A stuffy name that belonged to great grandpa. “Jean” said all fancylike as in “Jean Valjean”.

Heck it. That’s a mouthful. Parents called him “Darry”. Darry Jean Hallwinter.

Misspelled as “Barry” on his introductory IPRE nametag. It stuck as a joke, then became the only thing people knew him by. Barry Jean Whatshisface.

Haha “Bluejean”. Cause he wears Bluejeans all the time. It’s hilarious.

Barry J. Bluejeans.

#i’m fucking yelling good god #he just starts introducing himself as barry bluejeans by the time he gets to ipre #then at he and lup’s wedding #‘do you take sildar hallwinter to be-’ #‘do i take fucking WHOM’

I’m dying