homestuck au where everything is the same except all the beta kids were raised as siblings by johns dad because jade didnt deserve to be alone, rose didnt deserve to be ignored and dave didnt deserve to get his ass beat on a regular basis. bro is in jail
imagine when rose lalonde meets kanaya and gets absolute concrete proof that the person she has been bantering with is an alien (as expected), but also very cute, and apparently, a vampire. bcaus u know rose has to keep that poised and in control act going but inside shes wheezing and punching the air. her little emo edgelord heart is going to burst. shes a vampire wtf WTF
ProbablyPartyPoison 