remixphoenix:

kobramemekid:

with apologies to @remixphoenix who started the series

• “Can someone tell me to shut the fuck up? I don’t listen when I tell myself.”
• “I brought Risk just in case we want a reason to fight them.”
• “IF I DON’T FIND MY GOOD PEN SOON, SOMEONE WILL DIE, AND IT MIGHT BE ME.”
• “I would rather eat the entire sun than talk to anyone right now.”
• “Did you say something? I was thinking about owls and how they make no sense. Like, they can turn their whole head, what the fuck.”
• “Per house rule 28, you’re actually not allowed to talk to me about laundry.”
• “Hey, I’m doing a poll, would you rather be covered in your own blood or someone else’s? Yeah it’s four AM, what’s your point?”
• “WHAT’S UP MOTHERFUCKERS, I’M COVERED IN GLITTER.”

“And if you look to your left you’ll see my Ke$ha shrine.”

“Catch me in the club cuddling anyone who gets close cause I need the physical and emotional support.”

“Well you didn’t say I couldn’t wear booty shorts to this event.”

“They say to be creative and color outside the lines, but that’s really not good advice for Paint By Numbers.”

“I would never miss a chance to be the cutest person at a party.”

“You’re as useful as dull glitter which is to say, completely useless.”

“If I find a single scratch on my car, I’m trading you all to Tommy for paint and hair dye.”

“Yeah I can speak Italian. Al dente: Italian for ‘dang I didn’t cook this pasta enough’.”