
casually filing away this major killjoys vibe (X)
- kobra occasionally points to someone and says “that guy’s a vamp”
- ghoul makes wildly incorrect observations and acts like he’s smarter than everyone else (”tommy’s new haircut reminds me of dadaism. don’t pretend you get that, poison, i know you didn’t read doom patrol”)
- jet gets really weird obsessions and disturbs everyone else with his diatribes about the politics of bat city or whatever
- poison’s constantly dissociating and when someone asks him what’s wrong he’s like “i undiagnosed myself with everything and i’m just chilling now”
Two gay people go to a desert.
if you hear “ghoul no”, run
if you hear “kobra no”, run faster
-Poison: Pretty cynical and snarky to the point where he can come across as rude sometimes. Has a major flirtatious vibe, like, m a j o r. Also really confident. Makes a lot of irresponsible decisions (which Jet never fails to point out.) Fucking thrives off attention. Can be quite a bossy leader, likes to get his own way. Really cuddly and affectionate when he wants to be (particularly with Ghoul. Are they dating? The world may never know)
-Ghoul: Swears a hell of a lot. Also shouts a lot. Laughs at the most ridiculous things. Can get really frustrated when things go wrong. Kind of stubborn too. He’s a fun guy to hang around with, but often gets himself into sticky situations. Constantly ready to fight (just playfully a lot of the time.) Likes hugs (but only really if they’re from Poison.)
-Kobra: He’s one edgy motherfucker. Arguably the edgiest tumbleweed in the whole desert. Youngest of the four. A good listener. Pretty chill, and not easily angered. Great at sarcastic comments. Doesn’t sugarcoat anything. Responsible for 60% of the graffiti around Zone 6, but no one knows that. Has a tendency to lean on people whilst talking to them (obviously only people he likes though)
-Jet: Oldest of the four. A quiet and laidback guy most of the time. Quick to judge people, but won’t say anything about it. Good at keeping secrets. Likes to plan things out carefully. Offers the best advice, and great at solving problems. Makes horrible puns at the worst times. Like Kobra, it’s not easy to get him angry, but don’t try it if you don’t fancy a broken nose.
what a guy tbh like?? lobby rat? explosions expert? what a guy
motorhead? adrenaline junkie? lobby rat/ any kind of rat? My kinda dude!!!
lookin for a man who does his own stunts, is constantly angry, and will absolutely fight you if you look at him the wrong way? fun ghoul’s your man!!
Title: Introductions
Rating: G
Characters: Fun Ghoul, Cherri Cola, the rest of the gang
Tags: First Encounters, Referenced Underage Drinking and Drug Use, Ghoul Being Awkward
Summary: Ghoul’s first encounter with Cherri Cola, and his second, about a year later.