Killjoy Headcanon Challenge

drac-puncher:

Send me two or more symbols and I’ll write a headcanon that incorporates all those characters! (How they interact, similarities between them, a romantic headcanon, etc.)

💊: Party Poison

🐍: Kobra Kid

👻: Fun Ghoul

🌟: Jet Star

🎙: Dr. Death Defying

💎: Show Pony

🐱: The girl

🍒: Cherri Cola

🍜: Tommy Chow Mein

☄: NewsAGoGo

🐵: DJ Hot Chimp

🎵: Mad Gear

⛔️: Val Velocity

❎: Korse

✅: Madam Director

💕: Red

💙: Blue

🔮: Phoenix Witch

💡: Destroya

🌐: One of your OCs

🚸: Any other canon character not mentioned here

valvelocityofficial:

Zones Gothic

  • Your radio screeches to life suddenly one night, Black Dragon Fighting Society blasts through the desert. You scramble to shut it off when you remember you took the batteries out months ago.
  • You and your gang find an old killjoy mask. A friend warns you not to put it on but you do. Who are you? Where are you?
  • “Danger: Zone 9”. There are only seven zones. You just left Zone 3.
  • There’s an area near Zone 5 that no Draculoid will go to. The last patrol that did threw their masks off and disappeared into the desert with tears in their eyes.
  • A raygun stolen from a dead killjoy will always misfire. You’ve never missed a shot regardless.
  • Every month the Shrine spits out a letter with your name on it saying “you aim too low”, “be sure to get rest”, and “we love you”. You don’t know who they’re from.
  • If you find a trail of crow feathers, don’t follow it. You’ll see someone with long black hair and a hollow face. She’ll ask to see your mask. Do not give her your mask.
  • If you lie on the borders between the last Zone and No Mans Land you’ll see stars that shouldn’t exist. Wish on one and it’ll go out.
  • If you tap “_ _ _ _ _/… _ _ /. . _ _ _/. . _ _ _” on the Mailbox, sometimes you might hear it tap “. . -… -… ..-. … …. .- .-. .–. –. … …. .- .-. .–. ..-. … …. .- .-. .–.” back.

everyone wants to get into party poison’s skinny jeans

jerseymisery:

aka here are some mini ship mixtapes, enjoy

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PARTY POISON/SHOW PONY

  • Kiss Me At Midnight (New Year’s Eve)– Pansy Division
  • Magnetic Baby– Semi Precious Weapons
  • Moonage Daydream– David Bowie
  • One Night Only– The Struts
  • Rebel Rebel– David Bowie
  • Six Shooter– Coyote Kisses
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PARTY POISON/JET STAR

  • AMBULANCE– My Chemical Romance
  • Do You Wanna Get High?– Weezer
  • Just What I Needed– The Cars
  • Someone Out There Loves You– My Chemical Romance
  • When You Were Young– The Killers
  • You’re My Best Friend– Queen
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PARTY POISON/FUN GHOUL

  • Chasing– Worriers
  • John Wayne– Lady Gaga
  • Lights Out– Mindless Self Indulgence
  • Lithium– Nirvana
  • Never Wanted To Dance– Mindless Self Indulgence
  • The Mighty Fall– Fall Out Boy