when they describe something specific with vague words e.g. instead of saying something like “I go to Chuck E Cheese to play skee ball” they’d say “I go to the fun mouse place and play games”
when they describe something mundane with specific words e.g. instead of saying something like “I put my binder in my backpack and go to class” they’d say “I put my Unicorn Lisa Frank binder in my Jansport and then hop on to my Razor Scooter and zip on over to Harvard University”
– can you curse a real sword? – AMELIE, I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON – I will take a hammer and FIX the baby – beanfreak – roachy – I’m sprite pepsi, and I’m abstinence till I die! – worcestersher – what about…. one million dragons? OH NO NO NNON ONNONN NO – ‘he took a lemon out of his bag, and started peeling it, then asked for the time’ – teleporting the soldiers to the dairy queen with the dairy queen teleporting gun – SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW. – the clownbox – I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE – Justin recording a radio break and getting everything wrong – You know 😉 – HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHAT THE F U C K HAPPENED TO YOU – when Daz gets that One good shot and Griffin and Justin go fucking wild – The entirety of Griffin not letting Justin leave in Catlateral damage
in light of recent stuff i figured i’d make a masterpost of my favorite polygon videos and plus some that are safe to enjoy and can kill that huge void now! the bolded ones are personal faves! and please feel free to add any more
Older Polygon
The Failed Names – A five year old video (and a fav) about how polygon came to be and it’s honest to god hilarious how many bad names they went through (featuring Griffin and Justin)
Press Reset: Episode Six – “Hot Scoops” – a bit of a more informative series that I watched in the background once but this was my favorite episode! The series goes into how polygon was formed and what they have to do as gaming reporters (this episode features Griffin, but in others they are not as prominent)
The Besties – Secret Santa Special – The Besties are Griffin, Justin, Russ, and and Chris and they actually also have a podcast together where they talk about games and usually their favorite games of the month. In this video they have to go holiday shopping for each other which goes as well as it should
The Besties – Scavenger Hunt – At E3 2013 they all run around like fools trying to do a scavenger hunt and it’s a classic
Griffin’s Nuzlocke Run – This is actually the first polygon thing I watched and is extremely good with all the stress of a nuzlocke and our savior Miss Beakman (Griffin)
Peacecraft – Despite all odds, Griffin never kills anything in World of Warcraft but the real best part of the series is the audience interaction (Griffin)
Making Gingerbread Houses with Charlie – Rileigh and Charlie work together (or against each other) to make a milk carton gingerbread house and is one of my favorite videos (Rileigh and Charlie)
Travis’ Periscope Account – He has a bunch of livestreams up and they’re all very good and were one of the most grounding things I watched during a bad time. He has a bunch of Q&As if you want some random facts about the Seeso show or other things and even has a baking live stream (or a couple) (Travis plus Baby Bebe/Teresa/Buttercup)
ProbablyPartyPoison 