queerspeculativefiction:

kaijuvsgiantrobotsvsme:

prokopetz:

Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:

  • Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use
  • Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first
  • Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other
  • Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them
  • Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible
  • Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses

Faerie Queen and an ambitious would-be fairy princess being groomed to be married off to a devil in an attempt to arrange it so the Queen’s demense can be exempted from the Fae tithe with Hell.

Hapless shepherd who found a weird statue in the forest and has now ended up with the goblin king’s bastard adopted as a sort of little brother, trying to bring him up right.

I’m asking all the characters you tagged their third favorite type of bread.

third favorite type of bread??? drew why

hyssops third favorite is honey bread. they have a sweet tooth. verne likes focaccia bread well enough. teo really doesnt care, as long as there are no raisins. he does enjoy chocolate croissants though. hallow doesnt know if cinnamon rolls count as a bread but he does like them. sheva enjoys the simple things. regular, fresh baked bread from the village is really all she needs.

forageables:

a list of quirks for characters to make them a little more interesting

  • doesn’t like to wear shoes
  • always has a piece of sugarfree gum in their mouth
  • has a collection of cartoon dvds
  • walks everywhere they go
  • only wears pastel colors
  • won’t go anywhere without three hairbands on their wrist
  • refuses to wear any shoes except red converse
  • has a crippling fear of something mundane like mushrooms
  • has a dream notebook filled with every dream they can remember
  • has a really loud sneeze and goes into sneeze fits
  • only wears vintage clothing
  • has damaged hair from messing with it too much
  • super good at advanced math but can’t do addition for shit
  • believes in the supernatural, like ghosts
  • likes to go on midnight shopping trips and run through stores
  • gets too emotionally attached
  • loves dogs and has three of them
  • has hallucinations, but not scary ones
  • works at a fast food establishment in their free time
  • always carries a musical instrument with them
  • always carries a sketchbook with them
  • likes to name inanimate objects
  • strictly against drug use
  • excessively polite
  • excessively indecisive
  • can recite the first 200 digits of pi
  • can only play clocks by coldplay on the piano and plays it 24/7
  • gets itchy skin when anxious
  • has to move things around in a certain pattern before going to sleep
  • worries that if they do one thing wrong they’ll die
  • obsessed with puzzles
  • obsessed with rpg videogames
  • texts with one thumb
  • always has red painted nails
  • an amazing runner with super toned legs
  • has a beautiful voice
  • has restless legs, especially at night
  • has terrible performance anxiety
  • doesn’t like to turn assignments in because they’re afraid they’ll fail
  • loves science but is really bad at it
  • can/can’t make friends easily
  • likes to lie in fields and stare at the stars
  • believes that wishes can come true
  • falls deeply in love
  • bruises super easily
  • beautiful/horrible handwriting
  • ambidextrous
  • only likes nintendo games
  • only drinks sparkling water
  • doesn’t watch tv/listen to music
  • goes to concerts every week
  • likes slam poetry
  • likes to study in coffee shops/libraries
  • doesn’t understand politics but tries nonetheless
  • wears the same sweatshirt every day
  • collects sweatshirts
  • works three part time jobs
  • crazy intelligent but super shy
  • likes to memorize phone numbers instead of writing them down
  • loves to calculate probability
  • gets homesick very easily
  • wants to leave home very badly
  • trips a lot
  • can’t dance but tries anyway
  • brushes their teeth seven times a day
  • incredibly honest to a sometimes brash extent
  • only draws with mechanical pencils
  • only writes with pens
  • collects pens from hotels
  • wants to believe in heaven but can’t
  • watches a ton of anime
  • makes people cute nicknames
  • makes people origami
  • uses origami as a coping mechanism
  • owns a ton of t-shirts from hot topic, but has never been inside
  • makes all their own food
  • vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian
  • eats rice krispies every morning
  • does everything “for the aesthetic”
  • watches kids shows
  • goes to a private school
  • short term memory loss
  • loves disney movies
  • makes lists of random things in their free time
  • only eats foods with a spoon
  • only likes to wear skirts
  • never has their hair down
  • dyes their hair every two weeks
  • likes to collect pokemon cards
  • gets obsessed with games really easily
  • gives up too easily
  • gets their heart broken too often
  • has a mysterious disease
  • has a big social media following
  • tries too hard to be popular
  • likes to draw everything and everyone
  • can eat a whole lemon
  • listens to “edgy” music all the time