Middle names

upthrust-the-volume:

galactic-shatter:

cherri–cola:

galactic-shatter:

reallyrawhoney:

galactic-shatter:

Kobra Fuckin’ Kid

Jet GhoulIfYouGetBootMarksOnTheSeatsI’llStrangleYouWithMyBareHands Star

Fun IfMyAncestorsDon’tShowUpInTheCloudsAndTellMeNotToDoTheThingHowBadADecisionCanItBe Ghoul

Party AskJetIfHeCanFixItIHaveNoIdeaWhatI’mDoing Poison

Val ISwearI’mNotAnAssholeI’mJustMisunderstoodDon’tTouchMyFuckingHair Velocity

Show WhatDoYouMeanAttachingFireworksToMySkatesIsABadIdeaYouKilljoy Pony

I would like to add Dr. Death SoHelpMeShowPonyIfYouDon’tStopThatRightNowYouLittlePunk Defying

Cherri ProbablyConvincedHeCanCommunicateWithLizardsThroughDivineForces Cola

Tommy GetTheFuckOuttaMyStoreIfYou’reNotBuyingIDon’tCareIfYou’retheFabFuckingFour Chow Mein

crazy-go-lucky:

the-stalwart-system:

transmortifried:

heatandapathy:

idmangapasta:

iguanamouth:

paper-mario-wiki:

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

quick suggestion

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

The unholy trinity.

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